This is a true entertainer.
All the elements for a great B-horror movie are here.
Plus if you read some of my previous reviews (and I'm sure you haven't lol) you will know I often bang on about films needing to build the characters so you care if they live or die. CBC does a great job of this. They give you time to invest before the choppy choppy chop chop begins.
Some of the kills in the movie are great! Nicely over the top, fun and bloody.
This film knows what its trying to deliver and goes straight for it.
Its funny, punchy and entertaining from go to whoa.
Highly recommend for slasher fans :)
Christmas Bloody Christmas
2022
Action / Horror
Christmas Bloody Christmas
2022
Action / Horror
Plot summary
It's Christmas Eve and Tori just wants to get drunk and party, but when a robotic Santa Claus at a nearby toy store goes haywire and begins a rampant killing spree through her small town, she's forced into a battle for survival.
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December 10, 2022 at 01:51 AM
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Ho Ho Ho Christmas Came Early On This One
A cross between Silent Night Deadly Night and The Terminator
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) is a movie that I recently watched on Shudder. The storyline follows a department store robotic Santa Clause that gets recalled shortly after they arrive in stores. One store decides to keep theirs through the holiday and quickly discover why they were recalled...
This movie is written and directed by Joe Begos (Bliss) and stars Riley Dandy (That's Amore), Sam Delich (Spiderhead), Jonah Ray (Victor Crowley), Jeff Daniel Phillips (3 from Hell) and Dora Madison (Bliss).
This reminded me of a cross between Silent Night Deadly Night and The Terminator. The ax scenes and kills in this are absolutely tremendous. There's some great gore, blood splatter and special effects throughout the movie. The soundtrack is also excellent. The acting and dialogue is solid, even if there are some forehand slapping opinions. The cinematography and use of lighting and colors is also very good. I did feel like they dragged out the ending a bit.
Overall, this is a unique addition to the holiday horror genre that's an absolute must see. I would score this a 6.5-7/10 and recommend seeing it once.
I'm for Santa
What a deeply unpleasant bunch of people inhabit this town. Pretty much every single character can't complete a single sentence without punctuating it with the f-bomb several times a syllable. Their interaction with each of their companions gives the word 'shallow' new depths of meaning. And when the Robot Santa begins his reign of axe-fuelled mayhem, you find yourself hoping that every one of the cast are gathered in one room so the slaughter will be quick and thorough, and we can present Robot Santa with a well-earned cup of tea and a medal for rescuing us from such a vacuous bunch of idiots.