Kisses and Caroms

2006

Comedy

4
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 40% · 5 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 22% · 500 ratings
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 1445 1.4K

Plot summary

In California, Zack owns the "Breakingtime Billiards", a store that sells pool tables and game room supplies. He works with his girlfriend Jennifer; the sexy seller Tara; the installer of pool tables and best friend, the wolf David, and his idiot assistant Eddie. After having a threesome arranged by Jen with Tara, Zach breaks up his relationship with Jen, in spite of her bringing him up all the time. He tells his sexual experience to David while Jen asks for an advice to her psychologist Dr. Bob Johnson in his radio show. Along the day and after the visit of many peculiar clients, Zack concludes that Jen is his dream girl.


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Reviewed by djopdyke 5 / 10

A Scratch Shot

Kisses and Caroms was OK... I gave it a 5. It held its own for such a low-budget film, especially from first-timers. It wasn't *that* funny tho, definitely hit and miss. Some of my quibbles: The notion that 3-ways could be the saving grace of any good relationship was a little odd. The Eddy character was either underused or completely unnecessary, hard to say which. It didn't ring true that David would be trying to get Zach laid (via hot housewife Ginger Lynn) the day after Z announced his 3-way experience. I mean, really!? Besides, I'm probably older than the demographic target audience, so maybe didn't appreciate the tone as well.

And, as pool players, my g/f and I were really disappointed because the whole billiards angle was only used as "backdrop". We'd hoped for more "action", on that front anyway... Oh, well.

Reviewed by grantss 3 / 10

Apparently this is a comedy

I assume this is billed as a comedy because it sucks as a drama. Turns out it's just as bad if viewed as a comedy. Quite unfunny and dull.

Avoid - this doesn't work as any genre.

Reviewed by bo-85 3 / 10

Borrows from Clerks and Monthy Python

I was looking forward to seeing this film due to the hype I was reading on the IndieClub web site. This film on many levels disappointed me.

Bad sound: I had trouble hearing several lines and the sound bite of the doorbell always sounded the same which made it sound like an obvious add on. Poor editing: nearly all scenes lingered too long. Cutting a few seconds off the end of each clip would have really helped the pacing.

The main story line is weak - we have an introduction to the situation at the start of the film - but then the story is dropped only to return at the very end of the film. Plus the characters are always talking about things that have happened – its always better to show the audience than to tell. And there is too much unfunny toilet humor in the film which seems to be used as filler. This film is modeled after the film Clerks but takes place on a billiards shop. It seems that every character entering the store is retarded. Many of the jokes are taken from the old Month Python routine where a customer comes into a bookstore and asks if they sell books. The video quality is generally good but they should have used better lighting instead of just the ambient light.

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