Super secret undercover agent bests an elite arms dealer with his cover identity, then immediately goes on national TV to blow his cover immediately following the arrest... ...and the movie just gets worse from there.

Every spot seems to be an SNL-rendition of a scene from a crime thriller. I kept wondering if this was a Wayans Brothers shadow project and the curtain would pull back to reveal the zaniness for the last reel. Alas.

It's not so much that the cast is bad; rather, they never really had a chance to be successful here. The direction is bad, the writing is worse, the concept is contrived and while there are some decent outdoor camera moments happening in this flick they can't save the rest of it.

I really wanted to like this movie, however, the acting is absolutely terrible. The plot had real potential to be interesting. The acting was so forced and painful to watch. I kept waiting for things to get better and unfortunately they never did. The woman who was the boss at the FBI was truly embarrassing. Is yelling at the guy detonating a bomb to hurry up a smart idea? When and where was the wife kidnapped before being strapped with this bomb? You know the bad guy is watching you and you go right back to the same life you had before? The poor wife would need counseling after all that trauma and at the very least some kind of protection since no one ever discussed where she was grabbed. Fast forward one year and somehow you're in the same exact restaurant and mysteriously the bad guy pays for your breakfast again! Are you kidding me? I want my 70 minutes back.

I kept waiting for anything interesting or clever. It just felt like it was created by a group of high school kids. Plot lines were loaded with stereotypes and odd decisions. Dialog seemed forced... like they were in a hurry to get this monstrosity done as quickly as possible.

Now I have to fill a review with minimum characters to describe something that makes me angry for wasting the time? How about this... Don't watch this bad movie. It's was bad bad baddity bad. Full of badness. I could not unsee the bad which was thrust upon me. If bad were a marshmallow, this would be the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from the first Ghostbusters movie. I didn't like it.

I gave it two stars because at least it provided some jobs for the actors and crew.