I know going into a B list film, some logic won't always apply to it and I don't mind that. But when a 0 logic or sense, especially to the world it has created it's just stupid. An excuse for a bad film.
For example for some reason in this film, people can breath with just tubes in their noses and talk in space (note: Out of the ship in open space). Also for some reason they are constantly moving in slow motion out side of the ship. Which doesn't make for very interesting fight or chase scenes.
The characters also constantly contradict themselves and there is no feeling of urgency in the story. Which is odd since the story is about killer humanoid sharks. They are surprisingly easy to kill.
On top of that the camera placements and cuts feel very off and disorienting.
Other than that, the only good things I can say is it did make me laugh a couple times. I also thought the idea of the story was a fun Idea.
Shark Side of the Moon
2022
Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Shark Side of the Moon
2022
Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Plot summary
Decades ago, the USSR developed unkillable sharks and launched them to the moon. Today, a team of American astronauts will endure the fight of their lives.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
August 22, 2022 at 11:37 PM
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Could have been a fun one.
The new song by Stink Floyd: Shark Side of the Moon
I've seen better filmmaking from a fifth-grade drama class - in the 1980's. This nonsense had two writers and two directors - of which has to be the worst directed film I've ever seen. Even worse, both directors have a combined -get this- 302 Visual Effects credits on their resume! The green screen and CGI effects seemed like they were just invented and experimented in this film. The bonus (and my recommendation for viewing this film) is that we all watched this under the influence of alcoholic beverages and recreational pharmaceuticals - strictly for medicinal purposes of course, and we couldn't stop laughing at how bad this was. This may have been less painful if the 88 min runtime was cut down to around 20 mins. There really was nothing redeeming about this poor excuse of an action sci-fi horror film. Even on a $75 dollar budget, I could make a better film. I mean Sharknado was better, so what does that tell you. But because of the many laugh out loud moments we had, especially during the slow-mo fake gravity moon walks, I'm still giving this nonsense a very generous 3/10.
A movie that wants to don't bother us
I don't know exactly what makes someone nowadays make something that is not just for commercial use. That is at least worth it. But this movie (except for unnecessary slow motion and extra locations and unnecessary types) has exact uniformity, rhythm, almost calculated script, and most importantly, turning its environment into a character. But when making such a film, we should not try to imitate space odyssey. It's really hard to make such a movie with this novice acting team. A very, very small movie that doesn't bother us. The films poster is almost correct but need a very low level of shark. Close ups into the film are almost true but some of them are additional.a good film.